Well kids, the Apocalypse is upon us. Katie Holmes is converting to Scientology.
This is troubling to me for a number of reasons.
1) Katie is obviously in love with a gay man
2) I've heard of people converting to religions when they get married, but usually, they're some kind of a real religion.
3) Katie, you're not marrying 'Maverick'. Kenny Loggins is not coming to play at your wedding, and you won't fly off into the sunset in an F-14.
4) Again, even if he is famous-he's divorced twice already for a reason. He's F-ing crazy. Really, were you watching that debacle on Oprah? or not?
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Divorced twice? This is news to me. Who was the other one besides Nicole?
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Previously married to mimi rogers (remember Mrs. Kensington in Austin Powers?) Rather horsey.
Also wierd? As a kid he was studying for the seminary. Didn't give up catholicism til 1990 or so.
I always thought the guy was a short little freak.
Oh, wow. I didn't know this. Thanks for clarifying.
Yeah, Tom Cruise really makes me wonder.
Sounds like a Highway to the Danger Zone to me! ( I couldn't resist, what with all of your other Top Gun analogies)
OMG, Gordo, Kenny Loggins is totally going to play at my wedding. Great idea!
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