Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Jesus Walks!

Really, the cops claim they don't know what was going on w/ Florida State QB Wyatt Sexton when they found him face down in the street, claiming he was 'God' or, 'the Son of God'. Really?
He went to a Dave Matthews Band show, got found face down in the street, and referred to himself as 'God'. Who wants to play-Guess the Narcotic? Seriously- Normal healthy young adults don't act like this. I'm putting my money on LSD, based on the fact that if he was drunk they would have just given him public intox and been done with it.

The best part? They didn't even arrest him!! Surprise! This happened in Tallahassee, the home of Florida State University. Lucky for him he wasn't in Miami....

2 comments:

Kara0303 said...

FLA ST should really reconsider being a University and look into becoming a rehab establishment. I think they have a personal goal to see just how many hoodlums they can recruit to play ball for them.

Sarah said...

No one I know was ever found face down in the street or on a tree lawn (Jace).