I wonder if.....

My company insurance policy covers nervous breakdowns? Or do I have to somehow slip into full-out foaming at the mouth, incoherent speaking dementia? Because at this point, I'm open to both options, but I'm guessing if I just have the nervous breakdown that I'd still be able to hang out and have some semblance of independence. Besides strait jackets are always white, and I look terrible in all white.....