But being single means never having to share the big bag of candy corn on your dining room table with anyone, either.
So, I think I'll take my end of that trade. Thanks!
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It's not a lie, if you believe it.......
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you are not single! technically. I'm just saying. -steph
seriously gordo, how can you think you are single!? The more I think about it the more I roll my eyes. You realize I own you.
This weekend I will use you like all boyfriends get used, i'll make you fetch me drinks, carry my purse, and be nice to my friends. Oh, and I won't put out...so maybe I'll use you more like a husband than a boyfriend. And share your candy corn! This relationship is really about my needs more than yours. (you aren't going to the wedding with me now are you?) -steph
Candy Corn = Satan's candy
are you and steph a couple? now everything is beginning to make sense! ;) JH
No, I'm just pretty much her permanent wedding date for any sorority wedding. She just likes to convince herself that we're dating.....
soooo..you're saying she wants you?
No...he's saying he begs me to pick him as my date because i am so fun and well connected with my expensive sorority open bar weddings.
besides, who wouldn't want gordo...
he has certain assets that many a chickie-poo would admire.
I'm just saying, nothing goes better with candy corn than a nice can of coke. -Steph
I think the Coke can joke might end up being the longest running joke of any of our lifetimes. And I am totally okay with that.
Give me some candy corn.
All this candy corn talk is making me thirsty!
how do they know about the coke can?? Hmmmmmmmm
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