Where I come from, there are certain things you don't do.  Now of course, some items are more severe than others.  In fact, I'd imagine that in most cases, a simple 10-point scale could be used to rate most of these things, as far as severity.  Let's look at some examples, keeping in mind that a 1 is "not really a big deal" to 10 being "holy shit that isn't really happening":
For example, here's how some things would play out on this hypothetical scale
1- Lying to your friend about having a quarter b/c you're saving it to play Ms. Pac-Man.
2-  Cheating on a test
3-  Burping in front of a girl on the first date
4-  Leaving the door open while you pee
5-  Using the bathroom, not washing your hands
6-  Using the bathroom, not washing your hands, and shaking hands with your girlfriends father
7-  Stealing from the homeless
8-  Sleeping with your friends ex-girlfriend
9   Sleeping with your friends mom
9.5 Beating up a girl
10  Giving O.J. Simpson a two part special titled "If I Did it, Here's How it Happened"
Well played Fox News, well played.
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I'm dumb. I totally didn't see #10 coming. Well played, G.
#4 should move up the list...seriously, i HATE that... -steph
I agree with Steph. Potty time is PRIVATE time.
I love this post. This is awesome!
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