Somethings just ain't right....

Where I come from, there are certain things you don't do. Now of course, some items are more severe than others. In fact, I'd imagine that in most cases, a simple 10-point scale could be used to rate most of these things, as far as severity. Let's look at some examples, keeping in mind that a 1 is "not really a big deal" to 10 being "holy shit that isn't really happening":

For example, here's how some things would play out on this hypothetical scale

1- Lying to your friend about having a quarter b/c you're saving it to play Ms. Pac-Man.
2- Cheating on a test
3- Burping in front of a girl on the first date
4- Leaving the door open while you pee
5- Using the bathroom, not washing your hands
6- Using the bathroom, not washing your hands, and shaking hands with your girlfriends father
7- Stealing from the homeless
8- Sleeping with your friends ex-girlfriend
9 Sleeping with your friends mom
9.5 Beating up a girl
10 Giving O.J. Simpson a two part special titled "If I Did it, Here's How it Happened"

Well played Fox News, well played.